Review: Portland

5 stars
The Centre of Awesome

Portland has become a mecca for all things hip and cool lately. Unfortunately it has made national news lately because of the Rioting, but normally it is a pretty chill place. I was born here and I still live here. The housing market is kinda messed up right now because everyone is moving from California and pricing everyone out. The Portland Timbers Football Club is essentially a religious cult. Also, voodoo doughnuts are HIGHLY overrated.