Review: Robot Trains

1 star
No redeeming qualities

We were looking for a quick thing to watch on Amazon Prime Video last night and Robot Trains has always been a recommended show for me (really my 6 year old).

We gave it a try. Immediately I could tell it was not worth our time (12 minute episodes).

Pointless violence (the trains are fighting in anime type ways), pointless conflict, the dialog was the worst form of Star Trek technical filler because that’s pretty much the entirety of the dialog.

All in all, I’m sorry we watched it.